标题: Which half, the LOOKING or the THINKING? [打印本页] 作者: gucci 时间: 7.5.2003 13:56
An 80-year-old man was having his annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, "Uh oh!" <br><br>The man asked the doctor what the problem was. <br>"Well," said the doctor, "you have a serious heart murmur. Do you smoke?" <br>"No," replied the man. <br>"Do you drink in excess?" <br>"No," replied the man. <br>"Do you have a sex life?" <br>"As a matter of fact, I do!" <br>"Well," said the doctor, "I'm afraid with this heart murmur, you'll have to give up half of your sex life." <br><br>Looking perplexed, the old man asked, "Which half, the LOOKING or the THINKING?" <br>