标题: LifeMath [打印本页] 作者: leon 时间: 27.6.2006 20:24
An important mathematical identity<br />Here are some mathematical formulas that might help you answer some<br />important questions in your life! What makes 100%? What does it mean to give<br />more than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more<br />than 100%? We all have bosses who wants you to give over 100%. How about<br />achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?<br />If<br />A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z<br />is represented by<br />1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,<br />then we obtain<br />KNOWLEDGE = 11+14+15+23+12+ 5+4+7+5 = 96%<br />HARDWORK = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%<br />ATTITUDE = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%<br />BULLSHIT = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%<br />ASS KISSING = 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%<br />Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard<br />work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, but<br />it's the bullshit and ass kissing that will put you over the top. See Fig. 1 for<br />details.<br />
