标题: A black guy and a gorilla [打印本页] 作者: quantum 时间: 15.7.2003 12:00
A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. The brother<br>says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer. Give my friend here a<br>gin & tonic."<br>The bartender says, "We don't serve no gorillas in here."<br>So the two of 'em stomp out of the bar. "I'll fix those<br>bastards," he thought.<br>He take the gorilla home, shaves off all of her hair, gives her a<br>nice wig, some lipstick, a red dress, stockings -- the works.<br>Back to the bar.<br>"Yeah? What'll it be, buddy?"<br>"Give me a beer and a gin & tonic for my girlfriend here."<br>No problem this time. The bartender serves the drinks then he<br>heads down to the other end of the bar.<br>When he gets to the end of the bar, the bartender motions<br>towards the black guy and the shaved gorilla then whispers to<br>a buddy of his, "You know what drives me crazy? It seems<br>like every time a good looking Italian girl comes in here, she's<br>with a nigger."<br><br>