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标题: 我的另一半理想 [打印本页]
作者: bigshot    时间: 5.9.2007 16:34
标题: 我的另一半理想
<P>吃的要比我少</P>
<P>赚的要比我多</P>
<P>最好只吃草</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>起的要比我早</P>
<P>干得要比我多</P>
<P>最好永不老</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>脸蛋要比我好</P>
<P>智商要比我少</P>
<P>最好是我贴心小棉袄</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>吵架不准跑</P>
<P>打架不准咬</P>
<P>最好打不倒</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>每天洗我脚</P>
<P>锤背加按腰</P>
<P>最好他是。。。。。。。。。机器猫</P>
作者: 玫瑰    时间: 5.9.2007 16:37
有机器猫，我也不要另一半了~哈哈~
作者: bigshot    时间: 5.9.2007 16:40
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原帖由 <I>玫瑰</I> 于 5.9.2007 17:37 发表 <A href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1424176&amp;ptid=196932" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 有机器猫，我也不要另一半了~哈哈~
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<P>终于有了一个<IMG alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border=0 smilieid="3"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border=0 smilieid="3"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border=0 smilieid="3"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border=0 smilieid="3"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border=0 smilieid="3"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border=0 smilieid="3"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border=0 smilieid="3"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border=0 smilieid="3"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border=0 smilieid="3"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border=0 smilieid="3"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border=0 smilieid="3"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border=0 smilieid="3"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border=0 smilieid="3"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border=0 smilieid="3"> </P>
作者: 玫瑰    时间: 5.9.2007 16:42
才发现，你这么长时间连个通宝都没混出来啊。。。
作者: bigshot    时间: 5.9.2007 16:42
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原帖由 <I>玫瑰</I> 于 5.9.2007 17:42 发表 <A href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1424184&amp;ptid=196932" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 才发现，你这么长时间连个通宝都没混出来啊。。。<IMG alt="" src="images/smilies/sihua.gif" border=0 smilieid="78">
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<P>你都不给</P>
<P>怎么有</P>
作者: 玫瑰    时间: 5.9.2007 16:44
那其他斑竹会给啊。。。

看来你灌水的水平有待提高。。。
作者: bigshot    时间: 5.9.2007 16:49
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原帖由 <I>玫瑰</I> 于 5.9.2007 17:44 发表 <A href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1424188&amp;ptid=196932" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 那其他斑竹会给啊。。。 看来你灌水的水平有待提高。。。
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<P>粗人</P>
<P>没办法</P>
作者: 玫瑰    时间: 5.9.2007 16:50
呵呵，下里巴人有下里巴人的特色~
作者: AlterWerther    时间: 5.9.2007 16:53
标题: 挺好。。
作者: karlsruheU    时间: 5.9.2007 18:43
哈哈，现在用机器猫的人可真不少
作者: 山民甲    时间: 5.9.2007 18:50
最好没有脚
作者: fangyue    时间: 5.9.2007 21:44
我还以为牛那，
还有，那通宝干啥用的，能不能多给几个啊
作者: 玫瑰    时间: 5.9.2007 21:45
据说可以换钱。。。。
作者: vanhch    时间: 5.9.2007 21:47
原帖由 <i>fangyue</i> 于 5.9.2007 22:44 发表 <a href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1424655&amp;ptid=196932" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" border="0"></a>
我还以为牛那，
还有，那通宝干啥用的，能不能多给几个啊<img src="images/smilies/hug.gif" smilieid="13" alt="" border="0">
<br><br>去文学板块对诗吧，我给你发通宝。<br>
作者: fangyue    时间: 5.9.2007 21:47
奥，本来还惊喜那，后来想想，就我这磨蹭劲，歇菜吧
作者: fangyue    时间: 5.9.2007 21:48
原帖由 <i>vanhch</i> 于 5.9.2007 22:47 发表 <a href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1424664&amp;ptid=196932" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" border="0"></a>
去文学板块对诗吧，我给你发通宝。
<br>我对了，赶紧给，赶紧给，<img smilieid="43" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/smilies/Money.gif" border="0"><br>
作者: vanhch    时间: 5.9.2007 21:56
你好像没有学过韵律
作者: fangyue    时间: 5.9.2007 21:59
对的，那是不是就没有通宝了 ，哎，我就知道，没有那么容易:surrender:
作者: 分飞    时间: 5.9.2007 23:16
猪头

我哆嗦死了
作者: bigshot    时间: 6.9.2007 07:56
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原帖由 <I>分飞</I> 于 6.9.2007 00:16 发表 <A href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1424803&amp;ptid=196932" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 猪头 我哆嗦死了
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<P>又损我</P>
作者: 分飞    时间: 6.9.2007 08:04
没~
真没~

是赞美~

没发现么？
作者: bigshot    时间: 6.9.2007 08:07
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原帖由 <I>分飞</I> 于 6.9.2007 09:04 发表 <A href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1424934&amp;ptid=196932" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 没~ 真没~ 是赞美~ 没发现么？
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<P>啊，哦</P>
<P>我还以为只有你损我我损你</P>
<P>才是生活</P>
作者: 分飞    时间: 6.9.2007 08:09
只有吃着猪头肉，喝着小酒才是生活~
:pig3:
作者: bigshot    时间: 6.9.2007 08:13
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原帖由 <I>分飞</I> 于 6.9.2007 09:09 发表 <A href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1424945&amp;ptid=196932" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 只有吃着猪头肉，喝着小酒才是生活~ <IMG alt="" src="images/smilies/PIG3.gif" border=0 smilieid="55"> <IMG alt="" src="images/smilies/heart.gif" border=0 smilieid="61">
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<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>考虑下身材</P>
<P>拜托</P>
作者: 分飞    时间: 6.9.2007 08:15
只有吃着猪头肉，喝着小酒，身材依然苗条，才是生活。。。。。ok了么？细细~:giggle:
作者: bigshot    时间: 6.9.2007 08:20
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原帖由 <I>分飞</I> 于 6.9.2007 09:15 发表 <A href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1424956&amp;ptid=196932" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 只有吃着猪头肉，喝着小酒，身材依然苗条，才是生活。。。。。ok了么？细细~<IMG alt="" src="images/smilies/Giggle.gif" border=0 smilieid="37">
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<P>你也不怕腻死</P>
作者: 分飞    时间: 6.9.2007 08:22
甜蜜的生活，腻也腻不死
作者: bigshot    时间: 6.9.2007 08:23
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原帖由 <I>分飞</I> 于 6.9.2007 09:22 发表 <A href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1424980&amp;ptid=196932" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 甜蜜的生活，腻也腻不死
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<P>呵呵</P>
<P>甜蜜你个头</P>
作者: 分飞    时间: 6.9.2007 08:28
不~你看你又说错了。是甜蜜你这个猪头，下锅的时候放错糖了:a:
作者: 雨丝    时间: 6.9.2007 13:20
喜欢机器人阿~
作者: bigshot    时间: 6.9.2007 14:28
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原帖由 <I>雨丝</I> 于 6.9.2007 14:20 发表 <A href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1425430&amp;ptid=196932" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 喜欢机器人阿~
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<P>机器猫好不好</P>
<P>拜托</P>
作者: 雨丝    时间: 6.9.2007 14:29
看你把它作为什么了~宠物~~求助机器~~当然好了~
作者: bigshot    时间: 6.9.2007 14:32
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原帖由 <I>雨丝</I> 于 6.9.2007 15:29 发表 <A href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1425546&amp;ptid=196932" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 看你把它作为什么了~宠物~~求助机器~~当然好了~
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<P>被你逼疯了</P>
<P>你不会当真把</P>
<P>这么写写的</P>
作者: 雨丝    时间: 6.9.2007 14:35
我也就说说而已～～你瞎激动什么阿～:cool:
作者: bigshot    时间: 6.9.2007 14:39
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原帖由 <I>雨丝</I> 于 6.9.2007 15:35 发表 <A href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1425560&amp;ptid=196932" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 我也就说说而已～～你瞎激动什么阿～<IMG alt="" src="images/smilies/Cool.gif" border=0 smilieid="33">
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<P>高的来</P>
<P>你以为带了墨镜就认不出你了</P>
作者: 雨丝    时间: 6.9.2007 14:45
嚄～～～～:provo: :provo:
作者: karlsruheU    时间: 6.9.2007 19:45
墨镜后面都被认出来了？
作者: 分飞    时间: 7.9.2007 01:00
因为是名人阿~
作者: karlsruheU    时间: 7.9.2007 01:09
下次戴两层眼镜试试
作者: 分飞    时间: 7.9.2007 01:13
名人的光芒是遮不住的



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