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标题: 临走前说几个恶心故事把 [打印本页]

作者: bigshot    时间: 13.9.2007 11:48
标题: 临走前说几个恶心故事把
<P>大学时食堂吃饭</P>
<P>有免费汤供应</P>
<P>一日,我去打免费汤,</P>
<P>就见前面一同学在不停的捞啊捞,足足有十分钟</P>
<P>我实在忍不住了,就说:同学,能不能快点,这么多人等着嫩,再捞也捞不出鸡腿把</P>
<P>他回过头不好意思的看看我说:不好意思,我的眼睛掉进去了</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>发展</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>大学时食堂吃饭</P>
<P>有免费汤供应</P>
<P>一日,我去打免费汤,</P>
<P>就见前面一同学在不停的捞啊捞,足足有十分钟</P>
<P>我实在忍不住了,就说:同学,能不能快点,这么多人等着嫩,再捞也捞不出鸡腿把</P>
<P>他回过头不好意思的看看我说:不好意思,我手上的创可贴掉进去了</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>发展</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>大学时食堂吃饭</P>
<P>有免费汤供应</P>
<P>一日,我去打免费汤,</P>
<P>就见前面一同学在不停的捞啊捞,足足有十分钟</P>
<P>我实在忍不住了,就说:同学,能不能快点,这么多人等着嫩,再捞也捞不出鸡腿把</P>
<P>他回过头不好意思的看看我说:不好意思,我的假牙掉进去了</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
作者: 玫瑰    时间: 13.9.2007 11:50
:pig4: :pig4: :pig4:

你在哪个学校读书啊。。。。
作者: 分飞    时间: 13.9.2007 11:50
没看~先抢个沙发~哦也~
作者: bigshot    时间: 13.9.2007 11:51
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原帖由 <I>玫瑰</I> 于 13.9.2007 12:50 发表 <A href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1436329&amp;ptid=198087" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> <IMG alt="" src="images/smilies/PIG4.gif" border=0 smilieid="56"> <IMG alt="" src="images/smilies/PIG4.gif" border=0 smilieid="56"> <IMG alt="" src="images/smilies/PIG4.gif" border=0 smilieid="56"> 你在哪个学校读书啊。。。。
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<P>不能说,不能说</P>
<P>杭州~~</P>
作者: bigshot    时间: 13.9.2007 11:51
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原帖由 <I>分飞</I> 于 13.9.2007 12:50 发表 <A href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1436330&amp;ptid=198087" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 没看~先抢个沙发~哦也~
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<P>你是板凳~~</P>
作者: 分飞    时间: 13.9.2007 11:52
反正是坐着,都成~悠然~
作者: 山民甲    时间: 13.9.2007 11:55
怎么什么都往里面掉?
作者: bigshot    时间: 13.9.2007 11:57
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原帖由 <I>山民甲</I> 于 13.9.2007 12:55 发表 <A href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1436350&amp;ptid=198087" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 怎么什么都往里面掉?
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<P>张信折唱过:</P>
<P>总是一次又一次不小心</P>
作者: 山民甲    时间: 13.9.2007 12:00
原帖由 <i>bigshot</i> 于 13.9.2007 12:57 发表 <a href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1436355&amp;ptid=198087" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" border="0"></a>

张信折唱过:
总是一次又一次不小心
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作者: fangyue    时间: 13.9.2007 22:13
去那啊,
作者: bigshot    时间: 13.9.2007 22:14
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原帖由 <I>fangyue</I> 于 13.9.2007 23:13 发表 <A href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1437213&amp;ptid=198087" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 去那啊,
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<P>下网</P>
作者: fangyue    时间: 13.9.2007 22:15
奥,那我这是赶上第二拨了
作者: bigshot    时间: 13.9.2007 22:17
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原帖由 <I>fangyue</I> 于 13.9.2007 23:15 发表 <A href="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1437218&amp;ptid=198087" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(this.src);}" alt="" src="http://www.kaiyuan.de/forum/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 奥,那我这是赶上第二拨了
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<P>下网持续中</P>
作者: fangyue    时间: 13.9.2007 22:32





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