标题: ZT---男人很难取悦!! [打印本页] 作者: whv 时间: 25.10.2007 14:57 标题: ZT---男人很难取悦!! Men Are Hard To Pleased
! S7 n. k- i. R4 ` 男人很难取悦!!. x/ h/ [+ t7 M0 |+ C9 N0 y
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The problems with GUYS:
1 r; }" \ e! F. L3 ?$ X 男人的问题是:" Q5 I0 Z& I0 E! {$ s
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If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
7 ?+ i. Z$ e8 U3 Y, @ o0 |; M+ J4 v2 p 如果妳对他好,他说妳爱上他了.* \# n. y" ]' N8 F
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.5 C8 C) E- c: A4 {- s) E9 J; H2 V
对他不好,他说妳骄傲.
, \% H, Z/ H% D: \5 T( H, aIf u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
; T. B+ M; V$ P5 m/ Z' Q) Z* ? 如果妳穿得很漂亮,他说你企图诱惑他.$ N' y. G1 v2 M1 b: u' ]
- I$ Q% w4 U S$ i& p! W7 qIf u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
9 Z7 S) z- C, k, O- f6 C+ e' F5 m 如果不,他说妳是乡下来的) i; U2 D6 l) t" T4 ]
1 | c( |; m5 Q% b% vIf u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;# j8 L; V! o5 u. @( O: D
如果妳跟他理论,他说妳固执
- E _# ~! v \: Q+ Q( LIf u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.0 O4 N3 U) I0 @
如果妳沉默,他说妳没大脑!
- U9 J8 O' o- A0 A4 h5 m/ T7 U& S$ A) Q3 gIf u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;5 j' z% ~5 g2 }
如果妳比他聪明,他会郁闷
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If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
! `7 `+ u) L( x' J7 u 如果他比你聪明,他就是有智慧!
8 M$ h7 f% G6 t- H% q4 Y5 Q7 I9 R. C2 yIf u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;- e$ C1 R$ l, m* V
如果妳不爱他,他想拥有妳, C/ y6 H7 V3 P7 F" V
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If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)" W+ t# ^" m2 g" g+ c* G% I) z
如果妳爱他,他试着离开妳.2 W# w9 A+ S0 q5 w
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
$ G7 K! x0 [* Q) u 如果妳不跟他做爱,他说妳不爱他
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If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
% o* Z( p7 s4 Z* z% V 如果跟他做,他说你是贱货!# |5 U+ ]& w" M( u& N: @. H+ f4 E
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If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;) w5 z/ K2 T8 s( O- v
如果妳告诉他妳的问题,他说妳麻烦& R& T* e \8 H8 O1 g* d' X
* k( E, }& k, h( m$ O1 p; Q0 mIf u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
) \& D( d9 H7 Q 如果不,他说妳不信任他
8 f- h, K8 Q; c1 _ ~9 X. _3 |# F; u+ X1 F* v& P* q0 y( NIf u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
0 |4 Y) j8 e4 }6 C* _+ x 如果妳骂他,妳好象他奶妈% M/ V8 p, \$ g& L9 W
" M& O9 l X& G1 XIf he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
. s }. A1 K6 ~) a* ^" [ 如果他骂妳,是表示他“关心”妳/ p. g1 \" C+ Y h4 k# m
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If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
3 `% O) Z9 C# Q 如果妳没有守承诺,妳就是不可信的人$ \1 e1 R: ]9 {3 o8 ~2 d1 v
If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
' f* v4 Z3 U4 \0 P* D: b/ Q 如果他不守承诺,他是迫不得已的# c* N2 p$ D2 r- b5 t
% \! _ z& j5 _5 y& aIf u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
# \$ b# |; G# q* x* | 如果妳吸烟,妳是坏女孩- y. s+ o! ]% U. R5 `4 W
5 e9 _6 F$ g- dIf he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.) C/ e6 ?+ Y6 a6 u. B( b# j
如果他吸烟,他是绅士! D9 x7 {. h4 V8 z
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;) p( W4 e, {% ]( _5 G+ z
如果妳考试成绩好,他说是运气
5 ~- b! N6 f4 R2 q( N% t% C. Q* |, a" DIf he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
/ ]; p! C8 [9 ^8 n+ I: M% W0 b 如果他考得好,他说是实力!
& R7 {0 U" z! f/ t ^- [8 e t9 E+ T: v7 S9 [If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
2 Q3 ~ D4 n0 k 如果妳伤害了他,表示妳很残忍0 ?. O* E+ x& Y% {
, J3 C. }& S; K8 L3 I5 P9 iIf he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
; n/ X1 O$ U( ]7 n5 E4 y# }# I 如果他伤害了妳,表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦!: S' ^. |1 g# P K$ f) |# P! H& k: c
1 f( j6 m% c; x& u5 \SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
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If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
* n* G7 y8 ^, H1 z% w# q如果你寄这封信给男生,他们会发誓以上是不正确的..
- d0 h' s( f5 v( C: }but if u don't they say u are selfish.....$ v! v1 M1 J& J
如果你不寄给他们,他们说妳自私..
" ]/ q- | R5 w( g4 }1 J8 |8 vThe moral of the story is.......' Z+ }* F8 v$ j1 w
以上的故事告诉我们:
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Send this to guys out there anyway... M7 q1 b- V, u3 p! z- O% S
快转寄这邮件给男生吧!1 q; m0 v- s$ K) Z' q" M
v6 `% z( X+ ]; j/ ?$ V* mSend it to girls also, gives them some laughter..." N( z \( x1 U9 m/ j: D
转寄给女生,让她们笑一笑!作者: du980301 时间: 25.10.2007 21:21
干吗要取悦男人
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作者: xiaoxi19820509 时间: 25.10.2007 21:25
就这样了,没辙!!作者: kiss 时间: 25.10.2007 23:41
不鸟他,% d2 E6 A4 c" n( w6 k2 A5 A
让他自娱自乐吧