标题: ZT---男人很难取悦!! [打印本页] 作者: whv 时间: 25.10.2007 14:57 标题: ZT---男人很难取悦!! Men Are Hard To Pleased9 v9 a+ b' p: o( s( q) ?9 B) T
男人很难取悦!!
5 V0 R) \9 A; \7 W- ?6 ? X( @. o2 H0 bThe problems with GUYS:5 |! Z: e2 T+ M& D- ]- J
男人的问题是：
" R' Y7 H5 N0 V6 m" h9 A! A4 G! Z7 l D: l0 yIf u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
' p$ }; t3 g2 _5 C/ g1 O 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．
: U# _) T( c; i, D; v/ @- i" eIf u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
4 _8 R1 x4 }5 L3 | 对他不好，他说妳骄傲．% K) U! J/ ^3 p
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;- l6 P g: J- a
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．
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If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
5 h) J! j; U/ N3 q 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的
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If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;, U* W% v" i9 W% K
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执
Z* ]- y9 V4 T1 K- {, ZIf u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
1 T. x: ]9 `+ r% f8 @ J 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！
1 k' a( o+ M% B5 i2 V4 X# x' dIf u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
2 ^6 K. ~7 @6 v9 m; Z 如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷
: Z# p( a% Q" \( O% N) Y+ r- D4 q5 s5 v/ }* OIf he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.! } Y4 }, C% A+ M, O- h
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
2 q* B3 b' C6 v" F) k( UIf u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;1 n* D7 c( j% M1 p, V2 N& L7 `
如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳
, ?0 q5 D: k2 v: S9 @& X- z9 y; i. x7 m5 f, ]/ gIf u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)5 h: Z: j5 c% q7 Y$ m* [
如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．: _0 K6 `, x! r) p/ i1 O, W0 v
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;6 j& M# |; H9 s. k# C/ t3 d7 w" ~
如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他5 u! c B% D2 w( d7 p
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If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.9 O9 R0 }' o2 q" x5 |% K
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
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If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;' H3 \1 }! h% e8 E3 K/ i
如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
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If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
' V9 k$ |4 B6 @" x1 r, Y# S 如果不，他说妳不信任他4 u+ |' h8 q) d
# B4 v2 w! `6 g3 |- m& FIf u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
+ R7 |# W# h( a7 T: t8 e/ H: A 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈( C8 l- s4 u1 q; d
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If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
" R% d# W& ?# f9 y 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳; z) G4 K0 q! G
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If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
8 Z$ F# S- M% _& Z 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人 n5 g3 n. ?1 Q2 z* f
If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.7 I+ c- h* j, z/ u: Z: R5 I6 h6 r
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
! D4 g, l: w) ?$ Y/ r& H; F- x0 r# y: d" t6 nIf u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
6 B1 x1 L1 H0 z% ? 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩
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If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.5 `* C. [5 d# t1 Z; M
如果他吸烟，他是绅士) r% x$ \" t2 i1 v" w: l% @$ |
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
9 _# t* j1 S: T& S3 b5 }- {1 D1 x 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气; n: y( b* k# ]: c' q. k
m& S: y! ^! o, ]- I) v8 RIf he does WELL, it's BRAINS.1 D( t+ k; r6 ^: U5 A x
如果他考得好，他说是实力！
! x9 A% K5 p2 `$ Z X' V' [+ x5 m! H/ ?/ O' S! ~% x" v2 h) yIf u HURT him, u are CRUEL;! s5 T& L+ _$ d& Y3 x
如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍
2 T. O0 b* ?2 U& M4 }+ \) p5 s1 F3 l3 M! s, j6 m, e$ Q6 Y& z* MIf he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
+ T2 Q1 h" F W1 c7 B- @! O 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！! a8 P' l4 S: d, q
* v9 m6 Z R) y: {SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!) M$ c# D" w6 Y) X' Z! v. g, |
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If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
s7 K; D* H. Q# o7 a$ [" P2 C如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
. x2 `5 n7 B7 [7 g' Gbut if u don't they say u are selfish.....
; \1 ^! y7 }2 F# O* d$ W5 X 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．( B- f$ s- V% `' n- v
The moral of the story is.......) M, I+ @6 F7 S: Y. m3 a7 m
以上的故事告诉我们：$ K& B' b; P" p1 ~, Q* A
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Send this to guys out there anyway...
# K* [0 E# M% b, r快转寄这邮件给男生吧！; L- c4 [$ M L4 e) P
. [4 w; t6 L( h: f- R. aSend it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
1 [1 D' X) W6 O& \$ H4 n/ k# j. J转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！作者: du980301 时间: 25.10.2007 21:21
干吗要取悦男人
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作者: xiaoxi19820509 时间: 25.10.2007 21:25
就这样了，没辙！！作者: kiss 时间: 25.10.2007 23:41
不鸟他，
3 H/ b6 \. o$ |. A w; }, s让他自娱自乐吧
