中国BBS:
“我们院里有个超级牛人,居然搞定中国建设银行!”
“去美国工作不要紧,忍耐一下就好了,迟早要回国的。”
“宝钢拒我也就认命了,但是摩根斯坦利也BS我,极其郁闷”
“搞定了高盛,虽然聘书(不说offer了)很惭愧,但是还是要发文庆贺一下,作为保底”
“今天麦肯锡居然用英文开宣讲会,结果全场3分钟内走散”
“我们这些成绩烂英文好没表现的学生,只好去外企了,sigh…..”
“今天拒了波士顿,虽然如此,鉴于是我的第一个聘书,还是要bg一下自己”
美国BBS(美国学生以说中文为时尚):
“Hey, dude, my 中文 is so poor, I wonder if I would ever be able to settle down
my job by the end of Christmas.”
“At last!中国海尔 is coming to Harvard for a campus 宣讲会tomorrow! Anyone
who has got a 笔试 letter so far? Fidgeting!!”
“How I wish I had spent a bit more time on 中文! Unfortunately, Idon’t even
have CCT-4 (College Chinese Test) certificate!”
“There is an unknown number on my cell phone, which is 86-21-54672456, anyone
who has any idea where it is from? Looks like coming from 上海,急!”
“中国石化, I love you, but why are you so far to reach?”
“Hey guys, I got 3 聘书 now: 中国按摩院, 美国学生中国民工管理培训生, and 中国
饺子连锁店respectively. I’m kind of mixed up which one Ishould choose. The t
hing is I can’t afford to say goodbye to anyone of them.”
“Why China companies always favor students of New York city?”
“Asking for the contact number of China bank,跪求!”
“Got a call from China while in toilet, 狂汗。。。。”
“Unfair! China companies only recruit luscious blondes!”
“How to translate 美国白痴 into English, what the hell does 白痴mean?”
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