30年后的校园BBS

LEIHAIDE

中国BBS：
“我们院里有个超级牛人，居然搞定中国建设银行！”
“去美国工作不要紧，忍耐一下就好了，迟早要回国的。”
“宝钢拒我也就认命了，但是摩根斯坦利也BS我，极其郁闷”
“搞定了高盛，虽然聘书（不说offer了）很惭愧，但是还是要发文庆贺一下，作为保底”


“今天麦肯锡居然用英文开宣讲会，结果全场3分钟内走散”
“我们这些成绩烂英文好没表现的学生，只好去外企了，sigh…..”
“今天拒了波士顿，虽然如此，鉴于是我的第一个聘书，还是要bg一下自己”


美国BBS（美国学生以说中文为时尚）：
“Hey, dude, my 中文 is so poor, I wonder if I would ever be able to settle down


my job by the end of Christmas.”
“At last！中国海尔 is coming to Harvard for a campus 宣讲会tomorrow! Anyone

who has got a 笔试 letter so far? Fidgeting!!”
“How I wish I had spent a bit more time on 中文! Unfortunately, Idon’t even

have CCT-4 (College Chinese Test) certificate!”
“There is an unknown number on my cell phone, which is 86-21-54672456, anyone

who has any idea where it is from? Looks like coming from 上海，急！”
“中国石化, I love you, but why are you so far to reach?”
“Hey guys, I got 3 聘书 now: 中国按摩院, 美国学生中国民工管理培训生, and 中国
饺子连锁店respectively. I’m kind of mixed up which one Ishould choose. The t

hing is I can’t afford to say goodbye to anyone of them.”
“Why China companies always favor students of New York city?”
“Asking for the contact number of China bank，跪求！”
“Got a call from China while in toilet, 狂汗。。。。”
“Unfair! China companies only recruit luscious blondes!”  
“How to translate 美国白痴 into English, what the hell does 白痴mean?”