ZT---男人很难取悦!!

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Men Are Hard To Pleased ; c! g2 g0 j' w N6 H1 }$ H 男人很难取悦!! The problems with GUYS: 4 X% b8 A. {) J& C4 X1 f. T 男人的问题是： % Q8 r1 g% }( y! E0 m& d 7 ^; `7 d& \) K, O; W# QIf u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; 8 Y# B/ H' A% L I! u 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了． If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. 对他不好，他说妳骄傲． If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他． * Y+ y( O2 z' f8 l6 ^7 ^% \' G9 SIf u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的 If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; + b) z A6 W2 h, b 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执 If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！ 3 v3 ]) T7 }; L If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; # R" p4 b# u6 W, e1 i$ H: G 如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷 If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！ & ?. d5 q, Z( h# }( n8 DIf u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳 0 K: |& y' n$ l/ TIf u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) " k4 c- K2 u: Y8 c+ |- r 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳． If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; 0 h1 m) y L' Y 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他 ! P- k, M4 r5 p% v3 t6 MIf u do!! he says u are CHEAP. ' ^; Q! H. D/ H4 I4 G2 f8 |1 J 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！ 0 U" d8 S3 H% e1 H. q2 P# x! z % c$ u# c4 l, j9 z1 Q5 F* a% zIf u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦 If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. 9 g+ `3 j7 z; o) @$ ?3 D! k4 Z 如果不，他说妳不信任他 9 r: V7 Z0 A+ g, G+ C9 u3 h- D1 z If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈 9 H0 T7 v& E3 j TIf he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. / `$ a. A2 m( n2 q7 ^ 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳 1 e7 B0 t/ p( `" H0 x If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; 7 j+ t3 L' W% F0 V' y; t. m 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人 If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so. 0 m. v9 Y* b f+ w' I# x 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的 If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; 3 P; N" f8 X; }: J0 w 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩 . r+ P) K' q* _/ N If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT. 如果他吸烟，他是绅士 If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; & b2 f% _ i l" j 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气 # E& |; S2 E, \2 V6 b# T) ~5 m If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. 8 `& ` P' p' o 如果他考得好，他说是实力！ " J, e# \: @. s0 N4 P If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍 3 }- ?; h4 C% A( V: r8 J. w 4 w* v) U4 l' B- o0 r/ t) OIf he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！ ; {: |1 t" m- x: O3 q" l* H' o* S SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!! ; F7 |% b6 K) {+ p7 Y& P& F# MIf u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... 7 ]1 ?% d3 Z$ m0 Q# E如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．． + Y( ^% o9 ^- R( Rbut if u don't they say u are selfish..... " e6 Z( y! b6 O; z8 e1 w 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．． The moral of the story is....... 以上的故事告诉我们： 7 b6 u$ B" m2 i6 v2 R 8 t( B6 Y3 `1 W+ Q5 U% Z3 oSend this to guys out there anyway... 快转寄这邮件给男生吧！ Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter... + O! Z8 U6 m3 I2 \转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！

du980301

干吗要取悦男人

xiaoxi19820509

就这样了，没辙！！

kiss

不鸟他， 让他自娱自乐吧