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杜奥巴

<span style='color:red'><span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>人=吃饭+睡觉+上班+玩,<br />猪=吃饭+ 睡觉,<br />代入:人=猪+上班+玩,<br />即:人-玩=猪+上班.<br />结论:不懂玩的人=会上班 猪 <br /><br />男人=吃饭+ 睡觉+挣钱<br />猪=吃饭+ 睡觉<br />男人=猪+挣钱<br />猪=男人-挣钱<br />所以男人不挣钱等于猪。<br /><br />女人=吃饭+ 睡觉+花钱。<br />猪 =吃饭+ 睡觉。代入上式得：<br />女人=猪+花钱。移项得：<br />女人-花钱=猪。<br />结论：女人不花钱的都是猪。<br /><br />综上：<br />男人为了让女人不变成猪而挣钱！<br />女人为了让男人不变成猪而花钱！<br /><br />男人+女人=两头猪 <br />祝天下的猪们中秋节快乐 </span></span><br /><br /><br /><!--Image http://www.tech-food.com/images/UF/2006-4/200641738_182386.jpg--><a href='http://www.tech-food.com/images/UF/2006-4/200641738_182386.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://www.tech-food.com/images/UF/2006-4/200641738_182386.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><!--Image http://www.0898jd.com/zq/upqiy/200581564816869.jpg--><a href='http://www.0898jd.com/zq/upqiy/200581564816869.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://www.0898jd.com/zq/upqiy/200581564816869.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><!--Image http://www.yysww.cn/txadmin/xinwen/tupian/200682294717101.jpg--><a href='http://www.yysww.cn/txadmin/xinwen/tupian/200682294717101.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://www.yysww.cn/txadmin/xinwen/tupian/200682294717101.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><br /><!--Image http://travel.tom.com/img/assets/200508/050805103426yunbing.jpg--><a href='http://travel.tom.com/img/assets/200508/050805103426yunbing.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://travel.tom.com/img/assets/200508/050805103426yunbing.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><!--Image http://images.sports.cn/2004/09/09/310977A.jpg--><a href='http://images.sports.cn/2004/09/09/310977A.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://images.sports.cn/2004/09/09/310977A.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--><!--Image http://blog.zhuhai.cc/UploadFiles/2006-7/717681516.jpg--><a href='http://blog.zhuhai.cc/UploadFiles/2006-7/717681516.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://blog.zhuhai.cc/UploadFiles/2006-7/717681516.jpg' border='0' alt='用户发表的图象' onload='javascript:if(this.width>(screen.width*0.8-400)) this.width=(screen.width*0.8-400)'></a><!--End Image--> <!--emo&--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->