She came into my room,"have you had any one night stand?" My mouth was wide open! and she said,"well, I know it's quite popular among you young people these days! Be careful." Handed me a pack of condoms.
So my nose...according to Mom’s standard it was flat!! After I moved away from them Every time I got home, Mom always said my nose got less flat, which, I assume, is a compliment. Finally, one time I went to visit them, sitting on the couch. Mom stared at my nose again, "Be ...
Classical Comments from Mom----Just to Make Us Speechless! Mom is a positive, outspoken (talkative), restless, sweet little woman. One thing she enjoys is that whenever I call her “Mom” in public, people will just stare at us “with an unbelievable expression of how young your mo ...