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Men Are Hard To Pleased
& A' m- j) v6 K/ Q& u 男人很难取悦!!0 b2 X# u( b) ~6 @( Q
$ |! H7 E# i$ z$ Y6 f; L- xThe problems with GUYS:
6 F9 t: D' V9 @% J1 G6 f N" D 男人的问题是：- _% y' N/ z1 c5 b1 u0 V7 c
( V1 w9 g& i9 ^" ?" n8 bIf u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
% a7 v& n( N) f' d, H9 E 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．
* A, s& e* Q: m# B' N( DIf u Don't, he says u are PROUD.- _! J: V( {7 }
对他不好，他说妳骄傲．; r; @ A5 a" T- B
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
3 i0 H+ Q/ f3 x' ?9 Y3 j. a 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．; q: |8 e X& m1 Q) i
' ?( { k" S( s6 }( G" [If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.; [, D# K( V9 Z0 P) q4 H3 D
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的
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If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;- ^, j/ d) t+ Q% y
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执
0 H" u, d# ?' U9 h$ C$ gIf u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS., z6 K! Q/ x! P& X
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！
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5 @ V9 `1 q0 w/ I5 U4 d0 WIf u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
# r5 H P) @$ r f7 E: Y9 N% q% Y2 K 如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷
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4 f3 P. C2 y! P+ a1 pIf he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
3 t7 f; f u/ m y( g- r' O 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！# T+ u) S2 p7 q i1 F
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
! X4 x0 I$ C$ L* b0 A 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳
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If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)2 R% E$ A$ h G
如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．- f, c* \5 p2 R# x
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;6 `: R. Q* D) E" ^2 Q
如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他4 n W1 w, K& E
$ Q G, f: L x+ j2 GIf u do!! he says u are CHEAP.! R# w7 c+ _* I! Q; a
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
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' C3 i; ?5 l5 y, q: |If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
, w$ |+ H' g9 u$ ? 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦0 Y# E2 d/ {7 g$ ]/ j
, y h' |! J( G+ kIf u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.0 E' B- J5 Z) m1 ]9 A
如果不，他说妳不信任他
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If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
$ x5 D2 b5 T' |% @ K- n6 P/ F 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈: t, Z" j: j2 p" B# A
$ R$ b" _% ]. w# X% AIf he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
& P& u: r" j; J; X 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳
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If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
' g& M, z d. M1 G, ^' D7 U 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人; H2 P, D! N* i* Y$ q
If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.) i; W3 e9 C1 u) ?! Q
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
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7 l: L9 R7 _" T8 h- OIf u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;2 c2 ?$ a% I& e& K" @
如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩8 V/ q6 m- J3 r7 v. h8 @6 f0 F8 ]7 C
+ a; M" D. r9 c* ?+ R" K5 TIf he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.4 q, E& Y2 _% l7 J
如果他吸烟，他是绅士
; }+ f" D/ ?0 R9 n% U& TIf u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
+ |! G; h: h3 D, V: Q. }' e 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气/ Z! z4 W* ?# t0 d- c. P
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If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.. T+ ?/ V8 l3 k; M( A T
如果他考得好，他说是实力！. i/ M8 C2 @( t* `, l
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If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
. p/ L% W5 [2 c8 x 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍. T5 Y5 |/ l+ n0 X8 I' h$ ?
4 a! N% g: |* T2 JIf he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
2 I! B V2 V M/ J& y8 x$ M3 s! a! g) Z 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！
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SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
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& h. U; L7 k3 y8 `, UIf u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......1 g# V4 U! r- `, d3 r3 Z% p
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．% z* ^/ j0 z( c) N6 [
but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
* q; ~' c( K& {4 V' G9 c 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．
) x6 K: \1 ~2 [( ?( k: dThe moral of the story is.......
6 R0 b4 P9 C) [以上的故事告诉我们：8 Q) _1 v1 P9 ]
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Send this to guys out there anyway...' j7 [$ L- E' a: O: i% p2 ~
快转寄这邮件给男生吧！9 i4 O( _1 M& t$ H
5 s: @7 w) ?( i3 ZSend it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
- j4 f1 a- J4 Q- d: b$ e. `转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！ |
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