ZT---男人很难取悦!!

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Men Are Hard To Pleased ; F" P- S' X0 U, x# d- H3 F 男人很难取悦!! . e3 R% C5 X% W: N8 M9 O; o3 ~: GThe problems with GUYS: 4 f. P; \) z, v$ V/ \) @# g0 x 男人的问题是： If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了． 4 U+ p5 u! M, i* p; y/ cIf u Don't, he says u are PROUD. 对他不好，他说妳骄傲． If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; 4 o) m3 B5 _5 L, _9 B 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他． ; R' u) n3 _# r! Z* N/ yIf u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. ) X9 q2 e6 p5 `* U% N 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的 1 b# i/ s: B' m- E/ F8 o# i If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执 If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. * [/ h$ @3 L, f; t+ D5 Y 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！ If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; ; x$ E: Y. Y a- p 如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷 2 t3 c# c& b8 K% G9 N. n; \1 ? ^If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. : G2 Z* h2 H3 P' A- l0 [# U3 e2 t 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！ ( C/ M: I0 F: p+ gIf u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳 1 o0 n3 R4 b* ^. @If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) 1 `3 |* _* j* F8 Y$ K6 S 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳． ; g% ]" T7 R- Z& W0 p! xIf u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他 4 \( ^9 {7 ]& c& d If u do!! he says u are CHEAP. 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！ + |! z1 J' q/ P/ g) TIf u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦 If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. 如果不，他说妳不信任他 6 K/ }& _9 _" M% ` If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; ( t; Z) e$ k/ u3 J$ w, ? 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈 # R; o+ a7 E) IIf he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. , W# \- F" |/ [3 W: O0 {2 e1 C 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳 If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人 If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so. 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的 - K, B+ {+ a) ~% l/ ^1 H If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; 5 L, s! y* `7 @0 K. C3 V 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩 6 r8 V. {, \# c " J) B* y* g( \ cIf he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT. 1 A1 K8 N- `# X9 N4 G, T4 v0 l9 b% p 如果他吸烟，他是绅士 8 ^5 {/ z9 A9 x' c0 x$ W/ nIf u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气 If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. 如果他考得好，他说是实力！ If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; 7 [7 q( W* ~( N# _! f5 h 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍 ! ]4 W3 p+ i; [ / e7 n. d- G4 k5 U4 {. _, ^If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! 2 z" U4 K# ^' J 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！ 0 R4 j1 d; s+ L * ]/ p$ I1 L3 c5 xSO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!! ' l+ o7 K& }' h! T fIf u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... / {* J0 T O; l0 F7 J" r0 v如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．． / {! J( ~! n8 W% U1 Ubut if u don't they say u are selfish..... 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．． The moral of the story is....... 0 \ w3 O2 a8 Z3 _. L# j! j3 A以上的故事告诉我们： 8 b' l- L6 c: q Send this to guys out there anyway... 9 y8 O7 j; G) ]% t/ D) X0 U快转寄这邮件给男生吧！ / o2 K- ~* C1 s* I6 Q- @7 T- C " P; c, M* J* P1 j* _4 ^Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter... 6 U1 M( }! o0 Y$ O2 L3 i% v% G转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！

du980301

干吗要取悦男人 % e$ _0 H K* F o- x

xiaoxi19820509

就这样了，没辙！！

kiss

不鸟他， ; d6 k1 K6 W. A/ t, [让他自娱自乐吧