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Men Are Hard To Pleased
& H& o5 L# ~" Z7 c* t 男人很难取悦!!
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% i; o: K' h% ~( L2 a. i' N% x4 lThe problems with GUYS:4 i; U+ G% o; }6 t
男人的问题是：
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0 c3 A7 L( M9 f. @5 y3 g: K5 F. `If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
6 M9 n3 U3 Z0 }' A/ w 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．
8 b. J+ |6 V7 H! E" uIf u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
+ o3 x+ g& K5 I6 K9 Y- H+ G: r 对他不好，他说妳骄傲．$ c% O/ {9 G) U4 S& [; j
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;- c6 U) |- m: p0 U( G
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．
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If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.; a. }$ S4 j6 H% X
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的+ U1 m5 e* n0 {, W
9 L. J" j; a6 U5 E: @3 }If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;1 D. A) }5 g6 l8 v x
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执! a$ x) {: n) A- J/ y+ Q2 {7 C
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.2 @* v7 f. `- ^* U# j3 K
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！
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& |& [" U+ S& s* F/ ^ n. `7 T$ KIf u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;; F7 |# V. Y$ s) [
如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷5 x" r7 M. Q/ I9 { C
5 n, u. x% g1 m+ ~If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.7 V+ p$ I% c6 j
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
1 B* Y- k3 T1 pIf u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
7 z+ b$ s9 z5 @9 h 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳2 ~# r6 O0 \0 ~6 }
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If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
2 t3 L8 e1 j. @+ t 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．) ?& L/ v: E3 O8 v* S$ e3 F+ W
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
u/ i" D( O6 K! G# P 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他* [2 }8 U, x0 V; o) {
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If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
! u+ z9 g" d0 F 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
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, z+ B. o0 f& t, n# a. iIf u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;$ D9 S6 ]8 w- B2 y
如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
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8 a7 g5 ]* \) C, r0 ^6 i4 V' a0 qIf u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.2 z4 X5 d3 s( A) B: _
如果不，他说妳不信任他
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. B% v9 c1 f' C# X( L$ H, ~2 DIf u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;% C- | u; }- K! ` z: i) n
如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈2 X3 @/ z) n* S& D* Y% S; h) W1 w
8 k" W% J# A3 N h' W6 pIf he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.$ d9 C | j4 T' |+ g
如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳
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. V# ]0 b q; JIf u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;- ?! x# J7 ?# @9 O7 y3 t8 `
如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人3 j* {$ ~+ m7 o) q2 k
If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
. Q" I% E" L8 w% f: \ q2 V 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的0 U: l2 F' H/ O3 i4 S) I
2 b/ f: t+ q8 ^, h; wIf u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
- j5 I: B1 h J. a 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩
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If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
+ d, `$ O4 V, x5 }9 \( J; E 如果他吸烟，他是绅士
% S" v$ h1 @: M, d: B' dIf u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
1 e9 I4 c' n5 R& K3 ?" k 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气
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If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.9 ~; d1 P& U' S% `( d8 r9 J
如果他考得好，他说是实力！
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' v7 m6 p9 B. F$ N6 f/ ^If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
6 f/ o( o9 ^" f( j4 f* R5 k% i 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍! `, l& m' U$ E4 z
4 v1 |# P) {+ z% SIf he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!; f& P. @3 ]5 m. a5 H0 g
如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！0 U0 g0 D6 A7 ^9 Z
' J1 L' A, v, q* P ~9 r: _& V/ XSO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
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( C% y& c z& _" d, F2 L. SIf u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......8 [0 W# t* z, e6 r2 ~, \
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
3 y8 I; j: z6 d8 x2 Dbut if u don't they say u are selfish.....: Q9 {' Y. |$ P! b* h. L
如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．) Z7 u6 Q3 f6 Y; p0 @" F! b
The moral of the story is.......& M8 a# N* u5 G+ K' i6 b. I
以上的故事告诉我们：
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9 |/ r+ F' X) p1 ?$ i" LSend this to guys out there anyway...
6 Z3 A# ^3 \ ^' o1 P快转寄这邮件给男生吧！' R; `& Z. T' A' d8 x v
) K& W# b ~" d. F0 m, H; PSend it to girls also, gives them some laughter... f1 C# j0 i4 q" k' z' H5 L4 P
转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！ |
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