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Men Are Hard To Pleased* a+ T' D/ G; F L, f9 K# I" Q
男人很难取悦!!! v- H7 G( F: U2 ]7 _
4 z( D: O6 H1 ZThe problems with GUYS:
- V3 n9 r6 E4 k/ V1 f; P8 Q. u- F 男人的问题是：$ H Q$ B$ S- s) E8 e+ L, F W3 I
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If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
& r. |, r$ m. ?6 t6 \1 d 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．6 G7 [8 o0 |: \8 v/ |! m
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
' X4 c2 }' A7 @ 对他不好，他说妳骄傲．2 V ~4 z w5 G) d
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
7 N* w. `" J0 z. a 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．/ _8 j& o. a9 x( \5 f
$ S6 _# l# u I: s6 R5 N8 {If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.- n u! q& M" H/ c! {3 |
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的0 W" n8 E/ L0 ^9 B8 Y
; g' Y& K9 |& m0 S% EIf u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;% n- X8 z0 ~* c. T
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执! f1 N _7 v* G) g% U. x
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
5 X5 K8 t$ q; v0 Q+ I 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！ R6 Q" h5 ~) z/ K1 _
4 a0 L3 z! z3 ]- d5 E9 f9 SIf u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;+ _9 x8 X) x* p7 U5 y
如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷) x- ?3 m( v3 Q' m9 ^' w6 Y
* x# ]5 A7 `" w4 c- H& |If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.$ L5 G k6 @: }( j
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
/ |, g: z9 I" M. m/ SIf u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;) b2 _( I/ H, v. g+ ]7 T) [
如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳
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If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)" N. z0 F/ c$ n3 o& C5 j
如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．
1 A9 E& P, d- a/ t9 MIf u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;. R% B! t; Q+ P0 T4 r' Z8 b
如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他* H2 W' _, s9 f" C
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If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.1 V' X! S. ]$ A% P- Y
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
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9 l8 z7 \" K) R2 f4 N6 [+ v/ qIf u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
. k1 S$ ^& V- b! @; l 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
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If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
0 [) F1 y& m" i- v0 V+ J 如果不，他说妳不信任他
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. m; ~: `! h2 B! r' L! C. j6 g- {If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;+ s3 y; q5 W, e; j1 q3 ~; T1 L
如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈
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& [5 j7 L9 }8 L) hIf he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.* I. d! l2 [' b) w! G% S m
如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳8 A. o# v: h3 z+ y. j: p2 q
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If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;$ [- A5 q! N7 `. _) @( N+ L
如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
+ I# V( ?; I# z: x1 U9 |% r: ^+ DIf he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
1 E; J# n& G. C0 l 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
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If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;9 z4 {+ Q$ K( G& i: V
如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩" ], ~ E) S. P$ Q+ O2 s# S. B/ R
9 A" Z8 W5 B, n+ hIf he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
! c' P9 g0 N4 ?2 |0 H5 F 如果他吸烟，他是绅士% |7 E; v2 l0 }5 D5 ?. b
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
2 `( p% P; _6 C 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气
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If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
$ w+ D9 N) b9 N! f7 z2 @; j 如果他考得好，他说是实力！
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0 \7 L, f7 A) i3 a4 wIf u HURT him, u are CRUEL;) Z0 {+ M$ B& f
如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍( A2 `; Y% T7 s" z$ t2 r+ ~
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If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
5 }/ [& C7 m1 C; l% x1 ~( o 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！$ ?# H. D: g* j, _6 K5 o( o+ }- q0 `
) U$ k1 W: d, ]( m: QSO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!6 l; f, e0 R/ s9 |; e. H0 }
- x1 x, i1 I$ h0 xIf u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
2 u2 S2 `5 B6 l7 j! z/ a! [8 o如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．4 c3 q( A; z3 _* s6 V6 _ J
but if u don't they say u are selfish.....1 ^1 q2 j# l4 d0 x" p. p6 b: F
如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．
* P9 m; J% r; `5 R" yThe moral of the story is.......
/ h% }$ y, n6 \* [* c' [" T' E以上的故事告诉我们：/ a0 R- I, q/ I) A! Q8 I+ ]
, M; i" q. d; j9 y+ fSend this to guys out there anyway...& Z( A! Y% _: q6 A! b/ n2 L( V
快转寄这邮件给男生吧！: X4 t' z; C% B
0 z# n# b# i/ W5 _' D) LSend it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
) k' ~/ h2 I" U4 w8 r0 k转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！ |
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