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Men Are Hard To Pleased1 j" C% d8 J7 s7 ?
男人很难取悦!!
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Q- w" T/ H( @& u- L4 @+ {The problems with GUYS:
5 W4 T. E# R( h( E7 F: L 男人的问题是：2 i( ~& o. U) y
# L* P5 j4 j: j/ @3 ], ^0 pIf u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
; a; X* R3 c c. R5 G( O' O 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．
/ J" `1 i! B/ l$ ^* i# ZIf u Don't, he says u are PROUD.. F- x% _/ {; Z) C- Y; n
对他不好，他说妳骄傲．
9 o8 I6 O: W5 K, d. bIf u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
8 Y2 u( {2 ^6 w" a: l/ y" q 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．0 `' j$ V1 t+ ]1 D/ N( ]$ Z( Y
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If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.+ L# U' [4 _! r5 J7 L7 ^
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的- d: Q3 O( s" \) a, T; Y
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If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
/ ] g2 }' T: E, p) I 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执: z0 C) L9 }# M. c7 Q' e: y7 q
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.) ^6 M) C( j5 |9 v P7 ?
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！
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If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;. w( | M( `( W( f4 w
如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷# d& P6 C# x# l7 g3 n2 F& L
) i, o, u; y4 `3 N/ x! kIf he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.5 b9 \2 I* {5 ] N
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！: f. X- e1 j: O3 L* _0 r
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;, i/ P- Y2 G+ @3 K8 v
如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳
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If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)" @& q, s9 v% e. R& \* G
如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．6 r& s* l T; O& x& X/ n3 g
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;/ x5 u% @% O/ B" @- {/ R" T/ P
如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他* ~: `/ K+ `0 j+ ] {
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If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.; h2 ~8 O9 _, d" v" m* _/ c. |3 N: n. L
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！# L$ s/ W* a. m; n
8 S* C% k. T: n$ q4 O3 I( GIf u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;2 }& s9 w/ U* v' H9 P) l. w8 B) }
如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
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6 {* o" [. w9 R9 J2 V2 I0 |If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.7 }" W* ~$ r, B8 K+ {: }5 F; A$ \
如果不，他说妳不信任他" ?5 w z# `$ G* U
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If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;8 Q, A5 A% c$ f! @- J
如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈4 [, X0 ^) m$ j+ w: o0 c, j
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If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
$ E; b8 j0 ]& v( @; V! W 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳
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If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
& n7 f+ V; n8 |, V; o' O 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
3 m( X4 k* M5 y) @! z% V! J' T2 zIf he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
5 f' o8 ?- v0 \ 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
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If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;: f% S h6 [* e2 J3 H$ T) V
如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩& d7 M7 m1 ], u9 h
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If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.9 Q7 W9 h9 u0 U9 j" M# U1 u
如果他吸烟，他是绅士
0 ~- e7 i! K& \, B5 D; P$ R; Q$ TIf u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
/ J! g! I( q1 x, r- V 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气
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4 X( U/ \, z0 R4 t6 j+ [, v) FIf he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
" n7 @8 l* t- f/ M7 i: V 如果他考得好，他说是实力！
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If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;) l1 F1 F8 e4 t) t
如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍) y) T3 l- D3 k1 x* \0 A
; P+ n- }( E4 v4 j. s4 nIf he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!1 B; ]# p/ K3 @1 O6 [
如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！% T: H+ ?6 L$ i* g0 j- M$ J
! _9 x5 m) c+ M- _# e/ {- YSO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!! G$ M- t3 c5 \- V
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If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... H' Q p' u+ ~# a6 S
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．1 t E0 J) J0 ]& g" ]5 N( B
but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
+ p; Q( u" h" |! N: X- p$ ~7 Z 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．
# g/ y% r9 O8 h# t; @) @The moral of the story is.......
3 X& m! r# \9 N) d) o$ Z6 p以上的故事告诉我们：2 r# C" s6 z; q" R
- j6 }8 H0 b2 p8 h" \5 J5 ASend this to guys out there anyway...
0 C2 Y: \4 j ]4 x! L快转寄这邮件给男生吧！9 l* t. G7 X( f ~7 b
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Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...1 v8 A' w; m! z7 ^7 c
转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！ |
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发表于 25.10.2007 14:57:08
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