ZT---男人很难取悦!!

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Men Are Hard To Pleased * j: D$ B+ } A) Z3 A 男人很难取悦!! , Y _4 j) ?" [, L% {6 {The problems with GUYS: 1 p: j/ d' ?' p6 \ 男人的问题是： 7 H( @1 p* L. u/ V If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; * f. m+ b- c# p. \ 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了． , [ q3 B7 f) [& _& d/ uIf u Don't, he says u are PROUD. 对他不好，他说妳骄傲． - h& {+ @* h4 _$ w0 cIf u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他． + t$ p$ X- \9 ^ gIf u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的 5 h0 D# [( Q) M/ {* d K" |* YIf u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; # d: a: `2 u1 m& Q+ M 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执 2 Y6 j' X! ^. g, C m" L: KIf u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！ # }. j- B8 @5 z% AIf u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; 0 I' B" c1 {# W5 C5 D 如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷 : D* _+ t& D) y R1 h& q 2 S5 P- W7 L2 g9 L2 QIf he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. % W1 V% H0 u. x1 D/ m 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！ 5 K; X: R9 S$ I: p8 V* IIf u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳 9 u/ i4 X/ {% a5 [+ @# \& D: U3 c. UIf u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳． If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; / f w/ P* P5 S3 o% `0 d4 Z 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他 , d" A# ~$ i2 r4 G # I2 ] d% z) d$ U* ?& hIf u do!! he says u are CHEAP. 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！ 2 } ^5 H5 s) W : R* o! n" \" C7 p' L( KIf u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦 If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. 如果不，他说妳不信任他 1 b. I& G3 j: A7 L8 z If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; ( Y; ~: @: y& b/ O* [ 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈 / d9 F( U- I. @2 D, d7 e ! Q* Z9 `1 q- FIf he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. # n: Q: s- G# ~! E$ ?. ]6 r! x 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳 + a- l0 q% o, r$ n% h If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; " v$ C+ }: K% J" ] 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人 * }+ Z, t' X! Q' w0 u( IIf he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so. 4 l5 Q3 C( v6 w' ] s2 G1 M0 j, L 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的 . j- ?, }1 c8 O1 G' v 1 L B: m9 A; K" m) t. {If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; 1 E- g* E; S e% G/ W 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩 K" T% F3 k( m8 P$ J' m% T6 C 9 Q* p2 _$ j/ y" p! tIf he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT. 如果他吸烟，他是绅士 If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; . X6 j9 M& [7 o* C$ @ 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气 - C; |' u& e/ F* L# [" r # S$ j7 a+ H& @; T% ?If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. 1 e) @, ]! O# m6 h* ?5 ] 如果他考得好，他说是实力！ 8 z: Y$ I1 G3 A5 K2 Z5 @If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; ( Y9 B( d7 \5 X/ D4 Z7 r# ? 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍 * u+ r7 t. n) R' y) E9 o# G, `If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! 0 F# x: V, E, j/ F 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！ ( y8 o5 {4 ~6 U( @' f/ Z $ G8 }0 d' M3 \& {/ nSO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!! 7 P/ N; T. C5 t# x! c$ V& ]4 O% Q " x/ U* j4 q, x7 s2 X* YIf u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... $ N% s G/ Y/ G如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．． but if u don't they say u are selfish..... 7 V p5 i7 _6 W: N2 \: c- X: K 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．． The moral of the story is....... 6 K3 Q+ \- E# W# g( F/ m7 \以上的故事告诉我们： 8 p* M( S' N p, l, O6 USend this to guys out there anyway... 快转寄这邮件给男生吧！ Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter... 转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！

du980301

干吗要取悦男人 , B9 a* r& S' Y+ ]

xiaoxi19820509

就这样了，没辙！！

kiss

不鸟他， % \# r: B5 e1 {1 a让他自娱自乐吧