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Men Are Hard To Pleased
3 p6 A- a1 T1 v: q 男人很难取悦!! `: p f. d0 z/ z& P% F
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The problems with GUYS:
, ] P O$ c: l$ e, [+ u4 V 男人的问题是：% e. a* C/ T5 F3 B7 O3 P
% ~; d/ g: S" v' P( p' GIf u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
5 x' c- Q( W) ] q4 e) @ 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．- m, }/ \5 T9 s4 ~' j& |: D
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.2 K6 B5 `. C- T6 S' q' `# Z
对他不好，他说妳骄傲． u" n, m! [6 C9 Z
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;( i! T* w; { T7 U8 E: u3 a# B
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．( L. T% m# ]: Z% t
9 D& m: [: @- J2 PIf u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.% \0 b& v: x" M/ ^# C. B' i
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的$ S: a1 B4 @# H9 H
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If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
" Z9 d/ {, [2 z 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执) _" A0 }! d; [8 M& ^2 c; A$ _. U- H
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.2 g9 B2 N; P7 Q6 w2 ~. Y
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！8 ]. t0 e* s$ }( U( e. I7 u, _1 |
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If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;# q) ^" S' t4 m; f: t
如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷
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( S5 _* o# }/ f* ]/ N. u2 x! uIf he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
5 n) M3 ?" n/ q8 C+ _& _/ c 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
- s5 S. u! |- [If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;. b' M$ ]' s4 W2 ^& W1 _
如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳
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' V9 Q0 I; ~/ ~9 A5 c0 v, R5 rIf u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?); o- f! M3 T$ L: M7 ]' n' s
如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．
+ f! T$ p2 ~# M) wIf u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;& \* C& S" E" g( ], ~+ q
如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他. m& ?6 O$ M- M6 U. Q) \# `7 `' [
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If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.5 T, T2 c- e+ ^5 |4 ^
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
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* H3 E# R# y# H X aIf u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
0 [1 S# A: J) {6 ~ 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦5 g4 B! n3 Q1 T; C( o: F
( h- M8 S$ s) Y4 }0 wIf u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
' Z3 p! W6 s, P) B; L* z# i; y 如果不，他说妳不信任他5 g) I; ^* \ F+ C) t, B5 y" f9 e# \8 X
2 j% v# ]; S+ r ?) W( kIf u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
! l) A2 v+ y2 ^1 q 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈( R" H& f# `- t4 ^% A' v
8 P' U, ~! S7 K" XIf he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u., H# K* ~8 B* Y3 v7 R5 E0 M1 _+ A
如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳' K, i: k# I' d' u$ C
! E* B* d7 g# \) \, N3 NIf u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;9 q& Q0 e. Y5 [, W
如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
6 x9 X1 a8 J: N+ W! mIf he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.9 U: u( T% x7 Q0 n
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
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5 B* F+ Z3 l; M) {If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
' @7 L( J) Y) H5 x( X; G2 z8 V1 u 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩# u3 A; f) g, y3 `
& t$ P9 {5 S# T7 W6 G' I; oIf he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
& h# f1 i# j i# U 如果他吸烟，他是绅士, q- V' f' ^( @! P1 @6 K: `- N
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;9 X; R; N- \9 Y: {8 K" z
如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气
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1 [4 K: Z" D1 T- [" lIf he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
! A9 ?, ~$ i2 w 如果他考得好，他说是实力！0 J! D7 ~( l# k
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If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
$ ?& f3 D: `( a5 {+ y 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍' d R8 u- b0 ]
/ E$ H& i( E4 w; h4 J% ~2 aIf he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!# V# i/ V# v& b; d) @2 |2 {
如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！. w. b3 T1 l( I3 Q! V4 |7 M
& a& J+ |" L/ i& F$ WSO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
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" N1 b* P: r/ r; ^$ sIf u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......* Y$ N( c& E! ~+ T/ z8 y" c0 n
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．0 z5 ^4 \; X8 E/ s: r
but if u don't they say u are selfish.....- m+ C4 g" G# w& E5 A& f- z) k! y3 Z
如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．
2 ?$ z' T' F9 k6 A3 o6 d6 S: sThe moral of the story is.......8 Y+ v* A+ W, d+ R1 {
以上的故事告诉我们： y3 k; t {2 @; G8 w6 i; O
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Send this to guys out there anyway...& s# b6 R$ `3 k" \( |) \
快转寄这邮件给男生吧！) Z- P1 c1 S9 n& ~* c
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Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...: G% P$ K2 Y1 y+ o" o. Y
转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！ |
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