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男人很难取悦!!
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& z* R K2 n/ F. E8 QThe problems with GUYS:5 P# w) t; U7 y% G* R3 a) |. z
男人的问题是：
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If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;" G; G; N# X7 R2 ^# X9 K0 Y9 y3 _
如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．
$ _7 h7 K0 \: P, pIf u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
1 Y% [+ ]6 V. S 对他不好，他说妳骄傲．
; y- ^6 ?6 a5 Z. o- t5 wIf u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
' \" m Q& l7 s0 K 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．
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If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.! V6 I! O8 N. D; n* w9 }0 I h' I
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的
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If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
1 V! e/ b, r P! } 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执
* W& { M0 h7 i* ]$ aIf u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
f9 { w/ K0 y- V: r6 L. `& K2 a8 u 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！
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6 V4 E- I/ Y& D/ k3 U& A: _If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
# R6 Q) n5 a6 R+ D5 V 如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷- e; Q8 _$ G. V- r) z8 }) V
$ N( N; k9 |* ?If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
4 S' K' B( f9 L$ X3 P4 _ 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
2 s. D, H0 x2 i2 HIf u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;3 `% j5 O; u+ v: ]
如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳- Z- s6 B8 F2 a3 q- M% U5 f
+ E0 s+ `0 H7 H T% wIf u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?). t8 Q# Q7 Y1 d0 ?: K1 J5 T* [
如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．, B5 V5 ^2 w" k% e
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;* N, j9 B1 [ G* x, e. k
如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他
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If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
6 N3 C7 w) _' T; u 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
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If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
5 f& X3 Q1 n! G/ H p 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
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If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
' N$ a$ |( [; T! _) _ 如果不，他说妳不信任他. _5 J( @ K" k/ g B
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If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
, w' W9 f# i: m( l( D% m2 B 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈
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3 n, i/ \: s' _4 O3 {1 QIf he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.8 ~) o- M+ G' L1 \2 Z6 o. o! X
如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳7 ]/ ^; n! R9 [
4 i! T3 D! E, f) i" m1 h2 sIf u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
) k3 _4 R* O; g) ^1 P 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人' Z) d+ Y4 _' s5 f2 L
If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
! S/ Y( ?' }; w7 O# R# R5 u, l 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的' L8 T# X8 w0 T5 _$ F" M0 J/ L$ ?
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If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;1 M6 y! z8 m, s! u/ X
如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩7 R- I% c6 D( J* m8 e; _- q
6 `3 j* |! u$ }/ }/ C8 D: Q4 zIf he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.3 n; K! k( E* g }/ t8 I5 r
如果他吸烟，他是绅士
' o/ w0 l/ p" `% }1 E8 ~2 V4 \ KIf u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
( z& w# y2 j+ Q1 h3 y2 V 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气; i, y+ x9 D0 x1 L7 L
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If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
6 e- A& h- r# m9 w ~+ q 如果他考得好，他说是实力！" ]/ ?0 y2 u M3 N3 R% E
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If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;: P8 G4 A3 ]+ Q8 |: W5 Z+ D
如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍% z3 H+ v; W9 x
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If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
) e: u8 V' T4 z( M% ]# b' H 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！
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SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!( O1 _# u4 J( w. l5 x( j
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If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true......., \3 J! g2 Z; Y' f
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
' t9 I1 [* v# Y6 G+ ]; ubut if u don't they say u are selfish.....
: S" F6 M. X$ ` 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．
& ~% R! m. U `4 A/ t- v) lThe moral of the story is.......- Z* {9 ]# K7 S' C* s
以上的故事告诉我们：
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( ~, b; u! K1 _+ L5 jSend this to guys out there anyway...
u+ p; I* l' E' q6 F' t& Z快转寄这邮件给男生吧！
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Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter..." l/ _" e( W* X4 n5 R; B9 K/ z
转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！ |
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