ZT---男人很难取悦!!

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Men Are Hard To Pleased 男人很难取悦!! 2 K& B1 y3 q6 W" bThe problems with GUYS: ' b0 d6 G' {+ H: i7 F 男人的问题是： If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了． If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. 对他不好，他说妳骄傲． 1 ?9 e5 W; f4 D s0 M! c1 EIf u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他． 6 Z) ~2 e- D! o3 s) t- w, BIf u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. , n5 R3 e8 m/ b% J5 e C 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的 2 V0 v5 e: A9 M) T I& ~If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执 . y+ {! s/ w: t" S+ X9 F# q% [1 ]+ hIf u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！ ; c4 m5 T* x! [5 {8 D9 Q6 s If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; 如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷 8 c; A7 V7 i: y% L If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！ 0 r, {$ l/ u. T$ J8 Q aIf u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; 8 `7 t- k& h% l+ E 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳 7 a5 m, _/ Q* m& ]) {+ S PIf u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳． If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; 4 j# v0 K2 c; H/ n% N- P3 A 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他 8 g; A) T/ U' {) y( ?* q0 S; O If u do!! he says u are CHEAP. 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！ % g% l) o# E: L" s) h/ I' R If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦 2 L* l) j% i6 _) q+ t If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. 如果不，他说妳不信任他 If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈 [) ]! q2 {4 r+ n: y) U5 hIf he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳 / B1 j/ ~7 y8 p# ]; Y5 ?5 ?+ |0 wIf u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; - O( {6 q' i: ^% @. X 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人 0 v+ T2 n7 F; w, o+ a* nIf he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so. 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的 If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; " v7 I9 k- R) j0 E 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩 9 X1 z. e. r, Z4 ?2 a ' E7 }1 i1 y4 f4 O% v) JIf he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT. % K: W, O1 m5 R1 m7 W) w% F6 E" d8 n 如果他吸烟，他是绅士 If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; 3 t+ r5 I7 T5 k, m5 L 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气 If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. & p9 h o9 ?9 z' f 如果他考得好，他说是实力！ 4 T' m& ~1 P; g. c 0 V. w* X/ f+ b$ LIf u HURT him, u are CRUEL; 2 O+ u' g0 H# A5 v3 _ 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍 If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！ 2 K+ a- x6 h& j0 \ 0 l* S- X0 J q: J+ Q0 m MSO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!! If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... . q% K- M4 n1 [如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．． but if u don't they say u are selfish..... 9 p' d' f! ? {. i* W2 |7 N% ? 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．． " d2 W' W! v7 i9 @9 @+ NThe moral of the story is....... ) {. Y) ]- Y9 u1 Z以上的故事告诉我们： 3 i9 u1 d+ F4 m$ t' v6 v/ f" C : }. t- H2 T& |- _& Z; ySend this to guys out there anyway... & `$ s/ t! |: {9 I9 L快转寄这邮件给男生吧！ 8 Y1 P3 |* G9 u - E$ C5 h4 A+ h. [Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter... % G* ~6 ]* w4 B% h/ l5 `# }转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！

kiss

不鸟他， % A7 z3 e7 q c x0 C让他自娱自乐吧

xiaoxi19820509

就这样了，没辙！！

du980301

干吗要取悦男人 ' k( z4 `6 ?5 M v