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Men Are Hard To Pleased
7 o7 X+ W" V1 l; F" j+ N 男人很难取悦!!
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1 U6 _' `5 `8 P& I5 E6 `The problems with GUYS:! G0 ?1 R/ |- W) v0 |/ w
男人的问题是：& R* V+ @4 j, G1 [
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If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;& R2 I$ L8 h/ u; o: g- d% C, P8 U
如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．" N, C5 x7 p6 V2 s" f5 C* m
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD./ I+ t7 l4 ?3 F# |
对他不好，他说妳骄傲．8 h$ C1 q. h5 g( w* U
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;: e/ O# Y6 O: ^" |8 f+ B
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．2 A# O) Z2 D! ^6 R- d5 A$ A
, Y! P3 R2 x" R% {0 J z' F+ SIf u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG." o, _5 O) m m8 \9 i
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的
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If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
7 Y; k+ k! |! N+ N- D; M8 D; | 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执
' K, u0 ?* G* z F" }8 ZIf u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.( C, _, A/ H' q0 J5 L5 r
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！
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If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
2 n( F7 F/ F* t I; G 如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷8 F1 R* N) s: Z" S
6 a$ |' V# r% xIf he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT., Z1 k- c- B3 i2 X+ v0 t
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
: M, F6 Q1 L& W. N- _: O& p: cIf u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;( h& F) F3 ]( r* d+ t
如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳: h) T7 L W$ T+ `' y# `) k: \' w
' G; `& U. K( f+ o0 ^2 i- O5 G' xIf u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?): i) p! F8 v. u% _- t6 G% y6 R7 Z. e
如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．
3 q: ~# u2 j& a E! R( ~3 n5 GIf u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;- r. |# H) }3 `# Q& z! M" i
如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他
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If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.$ U5 @ ]; x& ~1 G- F; N* t* a
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！+ ?6 Q; k* U5 _2 t/ L
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If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
3 L) t6 D% d% p8 T i H' V0 h 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
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" o* @9 Q+ b5 s( MIf u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
& v, I: K( j, \' T' \7 P) L" ]8 V- W 如果不，他说妳不信任他9 v/ E, X1 |( g6 Y$ t0 O) v
" o. s% T; s9 @If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;" y6 t2 v+ |/ G6 T* ^' ]' }8 _
如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈
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, L7 L- @0 W/ m9 o& UIf he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
) x6 E+ ]7 A/ d( i3 D/ n& F 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳
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If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
: N# r3 C& ?) y; Z 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
1 `1 p {0 z3 w5 J" e: t( J* H: Y* CIf he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.; w( ~9 w- H$ G: u8 J$ }. n
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
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If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
- `& n9 d/ ^1 e 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩
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) o8 ?" T [+ [3 u" q: RIf he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.- @: i0 T* s9 R# x2 A
如果他吸烟，他是绅士2 c& @! F6 w* i7 L9 J/ d
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
# }) g. k) v8 |# N 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气 O2 x, M8 _; ?/ H/ ~2 s
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If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.. I. K7 j! {! p4 W$ H; p3 }/ L: f
如果他考得好，他说是实力！
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& [+ P3 o% u' w" M3 \If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
% R9 D- K c8 y3 t: a2 O 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍! S* I+ o4 H( T! q H
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If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
( }% H8 D" u0 j 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！. a9 ^7 r3 y! g7 G) p$ s" ]
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SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!/ M3 w9 ^# @# |
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If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
|5 `/ n/ P+ B8 ^+ b% w8 N如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
/ m2 J6 ~* k) D; [; t2 xbut if u don't they say u are selfish.....4 }& u: Z+ w; }7 L
如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．, Z, h) ^/ ?6 x4 I) b5 y+ G
The moral of the story is......." ]9 J: U X! X# T% D
以上的故事告诉我们：: a |) x6 X. C7 M' ?' H
! T& g/ e* G9 [ ~/ D( mSend this to guys out there anyway...( Z4 L' C! N% q. n3 r6 G1 I4 _7 F
快转寄这邮件给男生吧！ b4 I% T" ]* U: w6 f* i' W# |
3 b# g0 Z8 h# s3 ESend it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
* O/ s! s5 I. T9 e; m转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！ |
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