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Men Are Hard To Pleased
7 n4 l) Q3 |- z! H 男人很难取悦!!& \3 Z& ?. g6 |2 Q& {- A8 ]
; {" J1 [: w+ L( X- X% i; pThe problems with GUYS:! U% o5 ?3 Q* [) S% A4 a
男人的问题是：
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0 L: L+ y! u4 @, ~4 ~- LIf u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
, ]/ S, y! r2 z4 y 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．7 `1 _) Y* F# [% V, F/ I
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
4 g3 L+ G! S( H) E 对他不好，他说妳骄傲．
5 N: U# _0 e! p; M' i4 RIf u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
, [' {6 T& N4 R 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．& K8 X8 u0 R3 Y& v. \' f/ K/ ~
' e$ P! t- x3 R. l% A* nIf u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
5 x; `, i) Z7 O1 d1 u% b3 ] 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的
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. E% b& M& n) ?. ]' \If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
' X U' O2 r, [% O 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执 b+ _& W* V+ S) U% x
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
2 F2 ] u+ u+ t6 O0 M+ |! x 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！2 N' r# J: b" U0 ^
" a( ~+ I- ~: @# U5 h/ `. aIf u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
6 O* T. D/ d, P E0 U# H- U' s1 k! X 如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷
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If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
8 ?% P4 T3 q: Z& B5 f s$ ]% G 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！$ q, A7 k! g1 u( c6 N
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;4 a# J0 b, b$ r4 B. e6 |4 z+ }
如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳5 J2 T) j8 Q5 ^, |' _3 o6 V
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If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
& b% k' [# g2 {" `3 Z8 m; K- K 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．
( x y3 W( ^" s4 y% ~0 _6 YIf u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;6 }+ x' U# u9 W" A! g9 I
如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他
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& H+ E4 f1 h, o7 x aIf u do!! he says u are CHEAP.( }5 H1 o, p4 s2 P
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！2 p4 K: v( c( C) ~4 q) \$ f0 O/ {
& i- W0 y8 b4 X# a' o3 @If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;9 p( c8 n. Y( \# S5 ~0 H( t1 t
如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦+ {, J2 y7 d0 |) w( y. X; S
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If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
# n6 W6 P0 h7 i5 }! `! C& N 如果不，他说妳不信任他 X: E; ^0 [+ @* o8 I, i; x
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If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;1 V% Q! X( j. N
如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈7 I8 T1 _ ]4 V, m& u" ~1 q* h6 X
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If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.% _: Y5 m# w9 c
如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳, F3 \- f; a5 s! F' |, c1 |2 O
6 X5 s) v% ^" N$ JIf u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;* r2 j1 w% ~: p
如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
& F# P6 z1 k, U! uIf he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
' e# S& Y% e7 b- {: k& c1 K# Y 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
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If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;' I. ^8 D/ c+ v! u8 B. l5 N+ ?
如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩' r, U6 w$ e( n; `2 W+ k+ b- W
* x' J& `* p$ {# D8 OIf he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
. ^2 z, c: A3 X 如果他吸烟，他是绅士
: p$ Q; i0 A% ^: q, }If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;0 ^: C0 Y s# g. J
如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气
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If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.8 c! Z' e- b4 a: c; _. N
如果他考得好，他说是实力！
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If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
6 y; w2 J2 f" v, g4 @( \! ]* S 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍
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If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
5 J7 [- m0 L; Q/ X4 o# m) h4 I& G 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！
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SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!7 a6 d8 `+ C+ |; [
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If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
+ [+ M7 G3 T$ D! M' w如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
: W/ ^( e! }9 i' B: O" Q/ _4 Ebut if u don't they say u are selfish.....
" u4 s) }# I7 Y. _! b+ C" N& l 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．; F2 m3 y. H" m6 w" F+ _2 P
The moral of the story is.......; P. @, A- Z0 p' H. E8 M
以上的故事告诉我们：% c6 H5 _! ~* G
3 Y& d$ I" q/ H6 j) S% z7 wSend this to guys out there anyway...7 o! I" I! {. L- d' C
快转寄这邮件给男生吧！
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]/ a- Z+ Q. j5 \8 z% [Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...1 b# F6 b& X; v' s
转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！ |
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