男人和女人之间的计算公式

sally

浪漫数学 [ROMANCE MATHEMATICS] <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <br />精明的男人 + 精明的女人 = 浪漫 <br />精明的男人 + 愚蠢的女人 = 私通 <br />愚蠢的男人 + 精明的女人 = 婚姻 <br />愚蠢的男人 + 愚蠢的女人 = 怀孕 <br /><br /><br />购物数学 [SHOPING MATHEMATICS] <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <br />男人总是花两元钱买他需要的价值一元的东西 <br />A man will pay for a item he needs <br />女人总是花1元钱买她不需要的价值2元的东西 <br />A woman will pay for a item that she doesn&#39;&#39;t need <br /><br /><br /><br />一般方程与统计 [GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS] <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <br />女人在找到一个丈夫之前总是为未来担心 <br />A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband <br />男人在找到一个妻子之后才开始担心未来 <br />A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife <br />晒δ腥说谋曛臼? 挣的钱比他妻子花掉的还多 <br />A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend <br />成功女人的标志是: 她找到了这样一个丈夫 <br />A successful woman is one who can find such a man <br /><br /><br />幸福 [HAPPINESS] <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <br />要想与一个男人幸福相守, 你必须对他多一份理解少一份爱 <br />To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little <br />要想与一个女人幸福相守, 你必须尽量多爱她, 但绝不要试图去理解她 <br />To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all <br /><br /><br /><br />长寿 [LONGEVITY] <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <br />结婚的男人比独身的男人长寿, 但结婚的男人更多的想去死 <br />Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die <br /><br /><br />改变嗜好 [PROPENSITY TO CHANGE] <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <br />女人嫁给一个男人, 期望着他会发生改变, 但他并没有变化 <br />A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn&#39;&#39;t <br />男人娶了一个女人, 期望着她不会变化, 但她却改变了 <br />A man marries a woman expecting that she won&#39;&#39;t change, and she does<br /><br />

Sizu

精明的男人 + 精明的女人 = 浪漫 <br />精明的男人 + 愚蠢的女人 = 私通 <br />愚蠢的男人 + 精明的女人 = 婚姻 <br />愚蠢的男人 + 愚蠢的女人 = 怀孕 <br /><br />如果 把上面四个等式俩边相加， 精明和愚蠢抵消用&quot;普通&quot; 代替<br />普通的男人+普通的女人=浪费+私通+婚姻+怀孕<br />还是做个普通男人比较实在<!--emo&^_^--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='happy.gif' /><!--endemo--><br />

zjyejun

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加法算的真好<br />

雨丝

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